I went to Wild Wild Wet yesterday. Misleading title? Not really. My pants really got wet. For 9 whole hours. Nothing really interesting happened. Just the usual "naked men in the toilet makes you uncomfortable" feeling. Met some friends. Well I'm not gonna tell you the boring generic stuff so Imma cut to the chase.
Guys. Or maybe girls. Get a water resistant watch. I tell ya I was a babe magnet yesterday. By babe I really mean middle aged women between 40-45...... I know.... Then it got me thinking. Why had'nt any young woman fresh outta the box came to ask me for the time? Do women get less shy as they age? Or do older women have a lot of responsibility that they have to constantly check the time? Guess it could be both. Or are they simply cougars? I SERIOUSLY dont wanna contemplate that theory.....
The rides were fun but I dont find them that thrilling. I need something hardcore. A ride of a lifetime. Oh wait, I think I've been through that and its called an examination...
Wow. No vulgarity... Im f***ing impressed.....
PEACE
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