I wet my pants

I went to Wild Wild Wet yesterday. Misleading title? Not really. My pants really got wet. For 9 whole hours. Nothing really interesting happened. Just the usual "naked men in the toilet makes you uncomfortable" feeling. Met some friends. Well I'm not gonna tell you the boring generic stuff so Imma cut to the chase.

Guys. Or maybe girls. Get a water resistant watch. I tell ya I was a babe magnet yesterday. By babe I really mean middle aged women between 40-45...... I know.... Then it got me thinking. Why had'nt any young woman fresh outta the box came to ask me for the time? Do women get less shy as they age? Or do older women have a lot of responsibility that they have to constantly check the time? Guess it could be both. Or are they simply cougars? I SERIOUSLY dont wanna contemplate that theory.....

The rides were fun but I dont find them that thrilling. I need something hardcore. A ride of a lifetime. Oh wait, I think I've been through that and its called an examination...

Wow. No vulgarity... Im f***ing impressed..... 

PEACE

I'm Back.

Without a comeback. I'm not feeling good right now but a promise is a promise.

Finaly examinations are over...I'm suppose to be extremely relieved right now but I dont have much postitive energy so I'm sorry IF this post gets a little gloomy...In a whole, the examination was not as difficult as I thought but there were some subjects that proved to be tough opponents. A real a-hole.

English was easy. That was what I thought before... The paper seemed simple. A little too simple in fact. I found about a week ago that only 2 people passed the paper and 2 are on the fence. I dont get that line. What if  theres spikes on the fence? Then wouldnt person be screwed...literaly? I dont get old englishmen and their fetishes... I dont know how but the paper managed to caught everyone off guard and stripped them butt naked and shove a pole up their asses.... donkeys.... Proves that deception is a son of a bitch.....

E Maths wasnt a real a-hole but year after year its been bitching me so it's definitely a qualified a-hole. Period. And I didnt finish the paper....F***...

Last but not least, the devil incarnate itself.... A Maths. A successor of E Maths. Many tremble at the very thought of it and they say that people have gone insane and became proffessors, doctors, physicist, teachers and every other possible lifeless jobs you could think of because of it... Such was the fate of students in Singapore... And me, the warrior who will go against this fate... wait who am I kidding?

To summarise it all, I'll definitely flunk in some subjects but may excell in others as well...

Until then, PEACE.